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my name is shannon.
i'm a mentally unstable serial killer enthusiast living in massachusetts.
i hate everyone.
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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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neongenesist:

Anime was a mistake.

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

theanti90smovement:

theanti90smovement:

Cynthia she’s a really cold dancer Cynthia boogie to the groove now

I meant cool not cold this text post is ruined

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

johnny-escobar:

Photographer | JE